Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Jacqueline's LiveJournal:

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Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
12:24 pm	Pumpkin My first favorite part of halloween is handing out the candy (which I won't discuss here due to the argy-bargy that happens in my house every year....I buy the candy, 'others' eat it, I demand that 'others' replace the candy but 'others' replace it with candy that sucks. I buy more candy, 'others' eat it,...wash rinse, repeat.) My second favorite part is roasted pumpkin seeds! I live for roasted pumpkin seeds the way some people live for turkey day. Recipe Pumpkin seeds Melted butter or oil (olive oil or vegetable oil work well) Salt Garlic Cayenne if you are wacky and adventurous Preheat oven to 300° F. While it's O.K. to leave some strings and pulp on your seeds (it adds flavor), clean off any major chunks. Clean off of the seeds, but I still leave a bit of the goop (string, pulp) for kicks. Toss the seeds with butter and seasoning and then put on a cookie tray and cook until golden brown, about 45 mintues. Be sure to stir the seeds every 10 min or so. Sorry I don't have exact measurements, but I just usually wing it. I guess you could say 2 tablespoons of melted butter per cup of seeds. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 29th, 2007
12:38 pm	Select 'Tools', then 'Spell Check' Just cause I have no where else to rant about this. I think my city is becoming the land that spell check forgot. One of my neighbours' house came up for sale and I got a flyer from their real estate agent advertising it as 'Close to the University of Toronoto'. This was one of those glossy flyers that I'm sure good money was spent on - I don't get it....does no one proof read anymore? (Although it does serve the real estate agent right because my hood is nowhere NEAR U of T.) Later this week I saw this printed on an envelope for a fundraising campaign. 'When my father died, my family bacame very important....'. Who was doing the fundraising? York University. I could make some cheeky comment about being glad that I chose the University of Toronoto instead of York now, but I guess it's just better left alone. (Comment on this)
Friday, September 14th, 2007
12:48 pm	Well, Aren't You Special? So on one of my friends blog she asks gals out there to confess their Mr.Big story.  Tell about the guy that  knew what buttons to push to  let you keep letting him back into yoru life and making you look a wee bit stupid. So after about 7 gals admit to their Mr. Big, someone leaves this comment: 'I can't actually say I had a Mr. Big. Nope. I guess having self-respect and selfishness on my side helped. Hee.' Yeah, but you're a collosal bitch. Why would you write that after everyone's confession? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 6th, 2007
11:44 am	New Entry for the Spam Hall of Fame "Chicks always smiled at me and even boys did in the public comfort station!   Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k for 7 months and now my dick is terribly best than world. " Nooooo, MY dick is terrbly best than world!!! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
11:41 am	So for whatever reason I decided to buy one of those magazines that I despise. I'm talking about the ones that usually have a lot of pink or orange on the cover and 40% of the articles are about how to lose weight, 40% are recipes that are really just how to assemble a bunch of processed food products, 10% about housekeeping and which jeans will flatter your fat ass, 5% quizzes and pics of your baby and finally 5% is just advice. So brace yourself - a letter to the sex doctor advice column. Is My Husband's New Habit Normal? Two days ago my husband came out of the shower boasting that he had shaved off all his pubic hair. Since then, he's been getting a kick out of it, saying how the absnces of hair down there makes him look bigger. I laugh, but the truth is, I'm worried. Grooming like that seems so effeminate. I've heard that gay men do this. Could there be a problem? Oh dear lord. I keep replaying this over and over and over in my head. Her in the bedroom, putting away the clothes. He standing there, still wet from the shower, hands on hips, proudly smiling and displaying his new 'habit' for all to see. The JC Penny low cut jeans drop to the floor, but she tries to cover up her shock with a little laugh. She quickly remembered the 10 Warning Signs of Gayness that her sister Sarah had told her about last February. #1. Showtunes #2. Excessive hair products #3. Interest in Food Network shows that don't involve a grill. #4. Drinking mixed drinks with more than two ingrediants. #5. You find him making love to another man. #6. He slices the crusts off his bread. #7. He shaves 'down there'. BINGO! We have a winner! Mr. Glacia says that she shouldn't be so worried about his sexual orientation so much as that his lack of self confidence compells him to try and look bigger. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
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Friday, April 20th, 2007
5:06 pm	ummmm...from my sister 'I've noticed your weight is up.' My church friend 'You're a big girl and you've got a lot of weight coming down on your knees.' My mother in law bought me diet cookbooks for christmas. AM I the only one who is too polite to say this to people? I know I'm overweight... I don't need the reminders. (Comment on this)
Monday, April 16th, 2007
9:37 pm	'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com (Comment on this)
Friday, March 30th, 2007
12:59 pm	Please say this is true So I've been noticing over the last few years, television commercials have been portraying bi-racial couples more and more. My recent cheer is the Canada Food Guide ad where you see a bi-racial family (White hubby, black wife and kinder all enjoying their 5-10 servings of fruits and vegetables a day.) But I just saw an ad and I PRAY to God that I saw what I think I saw. A Fido ad came on the telly and I wasn't paying attention, and I hear the annoucer say, 'Because life changes' and when I looked up there was a gay couple on a couche hugging. Has anyone seen this ad? If so, was it a gay couple. Cause if it is...I'm doing a major happy dance. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 29th, 2007
3:58 pm	The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? (Comment on this)
Monday, February 26th, 2007
10:36 am	Digital Text One of the best Youtubes I've seen in a while. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, February 16th, 2007
2:25 pm	Tomato is what I taste like. I taste like nothing, except a tomato. I'm sometimes sweet and sometimes tart; sometimes juicy, sometimes crisp. The roles of a tomato are many and varied. I am an exception to all the rules. What Flavour Are You? (Comment on this)
Monday, February 12th, 2007
9:39 am	Second Life Hey is anyone on my friends list here on Second Life?   If so, let me know and maybe we can hang there. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
1:45 pm	Texas! A hunky Texas cowboy  just contacted me. I can't stop drooling. Anyway, does anyone know the easiest way to get some video I took on my camera onto a dvd?  Are there places in toronto that you can pay to burn it on to a dvd.  Or does anyone out htere have this capability.  I'll gladly make a cake for anyone who can do this for me. J (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, January 26th, 2007
2:18 pm	Am I in Trouble? I have a friend who has aspergers. When I talk to him in real life, he tends to sometimes go on 'pause' mode and will take a while to reply to something I've said and just kind of stares for a bit. Okay, I've learnt that this is just him and I wait it out. Now he MSN's me, but he does the same thing. Except if I can't see his face, I'm never sure if he's pissed about something I said. Well, I know he's not, but is still needs a bit of adjusting on my part. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
10:14 am	And no suprise there.... You Are: 80% Dog, 20% Cat You and dogs definitely have a lot in common. You're both goofy, happy, and content with the small things in life. However, you're definitely not as needy as the average dog. You need your down time occasionally. Are You More Cat or Dog? (Comment on this)
Monday, January 15th, 2007
4:52 pm	<td align="center"> Through Song... Your significant other will write you a song to express just how much they don't like you Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> (Comment on this)
Friday, January 5th, 2007
9:20 am	soccer pinata Does anyone know where I can get a soccer ball pinata in toronto? (Short of making one myself). (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
12:33 pm	In Which My Past Bites Me In the Ass So Mr. Glacia and I have sworn off all meat excluding white fish and shrimp starting January 1. So on December 30, we stopped into a pub and I decided to have a good-bye meaty burger. When the waiter collected our plates, he turns to me and says, 'I see you do the Vancouver Chop.' 'The what now?' 'The Vancouver Chop, people from B.C. always cut their hamburgers in half before eating them.' 'But I'm from Vancouver.' 'Seeeeeeeeee, dude!' I look to Mr. Glacia for help, but he only nods and says, 'I've never seen anyone do that before I met you.' dang. On a side note, HP Sauce ROCKS on veggie burgers and tofu. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
4:01 pm	In 2007, glacia2000 resolves to... Tell my family about david sedaris. Stop running with ravensee. Get back in contact with some old home movies. Backup my jazz regularly. Take evening classes in adaptation. Learn to play the cabaret. Get your own New Year's Resolutions: (Comment on this)